Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark |
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something really big |
Don't listen to critics do what has to be done |
Build on high ground |
For safety's sake, travel in pairs | Two heads are better than one |
Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails |
If you can't fight or flee.... float |
Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth |
Don't forget that we're all in the same boat |
When the "doo-doo" gets really deep, don't sit there and complain-shovel! |
Stay below deck during the storm |
Remember that the ark was built by amateurs, and the Titanic was built by professionals |
If you have to start over, it's best to have a friend by your side |
Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside |
Don't miss the boat |
No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side |
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