- Life is hard, then you nap
- Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
- When in doubt, cop an attitude.
- Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
- Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there.
- Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
- Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in each corner.
- When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
- If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
- Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
- When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
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