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| They have always had an answering machine. | Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels,nor have they seen a black-and-white TV. |
| There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what BETA is. | They have always had cable. |
| They cannot fathom not having a remote control. | They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced by Sony. |
| Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. | The Tonight Show has always been with Jay Leno. |
| They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. | Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. |
| They have never seen Larry Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player. | They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. |
| The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII or even the Civil War. | They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. |
| They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. | They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. |
| They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, de plane!" | They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is. |
| The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was. | Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, not groups. |
| McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. | There has always been MTV. |
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