Sir DOS
He has a plain complexion and no armor. Sir DOS rides very
stably on his mare and he rarely falls.
Unfortunately, he knows only the basic combat tactics. He is very difficult to talk to since he has an
obsession
with words that have no more than eight-letters.
King Gates is plotting to murder him.
Sir Windows 1.0
Sir DOS's twin brother with a bad toupee. He falls off his horse quite frequently and knows no more
than his brother. Sir Windows 1.0 is just as difficult to communicate with as his brother, due to their
obsession with eight-letter words. The poor knight was killed in his first battle.
King Gates pretends Sir Windows 1.0 never existed.
Sir Windows 3.x
Sir Windows 1.0's best friend. He is a bit more stable on his horse than Sir Windows 1.0, but not yet not as
good as Sir DOS. He's got some really neat designs on his shield, but his combat skills are not nearly as good
as Sir DOS's. Like his friend, Sir Windows 3.x has yet to overcome the obsession with eight-letter words.
King Gates is always asking, 'Why can't you be more like that nice Sir Windows95?'
Sir Windows95
Sir Windows 3.x's younger brother. He has the same designs on his shield, but his armor is brighter and shinier.
Sir Windows95 knows advanced combat skills, but never really puts them to use. He does not have an obssesion
with eight-letter words but he can speak them, depending on who he's talking to. Claims to be able to converse
with many people at once, however when he tries, he usually falls right off his horse and lands on top of somebody.
King Gates is proud of this one.
Sir Windows NT
Sir Windows 3.x and Sir Windows95's tough-guy uncle. He has duller designs on his shield, but his armor is bright
and shiney. The armor is virtually impenetrable, but a pain to get into and impossible to get out of, all he can do
is add more layers. He can converse with many people at once without falling off his horse, but when he falls off
everyone else falls with him. Sir Windows NT knows advanced combat skills and uses them when necessary.
He knows how to speak the eight-letter word language but is not obsessed.
King Gates loves to show this knight off.
Now we leave the realm of the Mighty King Gates and find the wandering swordsman of the land
Sir UNIX
Sir UNIX does not do battle and he only wears only chain mail. He finds all the information he can and his only
goal is to distribute it to others who ask. Sir UNIX knows games and will play them, but he would rather work.
King Gates has sent Sir Windows NT out to kill and mutilate this knight.
Sir MAC OS
This is the knight who started the fad of the shiny armor and claims the knights of the realm of King Gates
stole his ideas. He does know some useful battle skills, but will tell you only what he thinks you should know.
Sir MAC OS is not obsessed with eight-letter words. Lately his popularity has declined, so recently he has made an
alliance with King Gates.
Sir OS/2
Sir OS/2 Spied on Sir Windows 3.x and Sir Windows95 and then copied from them. He was popular for a time,
but now many refuse to acknowledge his
existence. There is a rumor that he has a son named Warp.
King Gates Reigns high over all that is his and destroys or consumes all that is not.
These are the OS Knights.
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