All I need to know I learned from Noah's Ark

Plan ahead.
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone
might ask you to do something really big
Don't listen to critics
do what has to be done
Build on high ground
For safety's sake, travel in pairs Two heads are better than one
Speed isn't always an advantage.
The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails
If you can't fight or flee.... float
Take care of your animals as if they were
the last ones on earth
Don't forget that we're all in the same boat
When the "doo-doo" gets really deep,
don't sit there and complain-shovel!
Stay below deck during the storm
Remember that the ark was built by amateurs,
and the Titanic was built by professionals
If you have to start over, it's best to have
a friend by your side
Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are
often a bigger threat than the storm outside
Don't miss the boat
No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side
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