|
|
Enjoy
I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
You can't have everything...where would you put it?
Right now I'm having Amnesia and Deja Vu at the same time.
I think I've forgotten this before.
I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was
locking the front door.
I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes,
but not in a row."
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out."
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you
know the speed limit
is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I
wasn't going to be out that long."
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't
you see the stop sign?"
I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car
and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to
sleep; the record got stuck.
The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.
| Back to MooCat | 
| More Fun Stuff |
|---|