| Home is where you hang your @ | The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. |
| A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. | You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. |
| Great groups from little icons grow. | Speak softly and carry a cellular phone. |
| C:\ is the root of all directories. | Don't put all your hypes in one home page. |
| Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. | The modem is the message. |
| Too many clicks spoil the browse. | The geek shall inherit the earth. |
| A chat has nine lives. | Don't byte off more than you can view. |
| Fax is stranger than fiction. | What boots up must come down. |
| Windows will never cease. | Virtual reality is its own reward. |
| Modulation in all things. | A user and his leisure time are soon parted. |
| There's no place like http://www.home.com | Know what to expect before you connect. |
| Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice. | Speed thrills. |
| Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks. | |
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